Thursday, March 26, 2009

Apparently it's the day for it...

According to my FSIL Natalie, Thursdays are the days for random thoughts. I've been having lots lately, so here are a few of them:

1. I went to turn in my Honor Code sheet about a week and a half ago. The middle-aged lady who was there mentioned I could use a shave. I didn't argue; it had been a couple of days. The only reason I hadn't shaved the night before (or that morning) was because I was up until like 0200 taking a midterm and shaving with a straight razor when you're very tired is not a good idea. Here's where the fun begins. As I turned to leave she informed me that they couldn't process my form until I came back and showed them a clean-shaven face. Yup, that's right, you actually read that, and she actually said it. After handing her a paper that said I give my word to abide by the Honor Code, and told her the reason why I was a little scruffy, the Honor Code office lady told me she couldn't take that word, and that I had to come back clean shaven to show them that I do, in fact, at age 28 know how to shave. I'm _very_ tempted to not go in for another week or so, then not shave again. Since going in once with a clean-shaven face means I'll always be clean shaven. Unreal.

2. Apparently I really like AC/DC these days. I've been listening to last.fm and pandora.com at work a lot lately, and hearing a lot of their older stuff that I don't have in my collection any more (temporarily). Loving it. My favorites are Jailbreak, Let There Be Rock, Rock And Roll Ain't Noise Pollution, and Who Made Who.

3. Two swear free weeks can come to a very sudden end when a burr in the edge of a very nice straight razor you are sharpening catches on the edge of your hone and breaks a big chip in the edge. Here's to starting over (on the razor and not swearing).

4. It's amazing to me how many people/companies/other entities want the government to stay the heck out of their lives until we are in a recession. Then they want to figure out every possible way to get the government in their lives (monetarily at least). Amusing.

5. Friction and Inertia are very interesting things. My favorite scripting language is Python. It's clean, enforces well-structured code, and awesome. However, I find myself using Perl (can be made clean with effort, can have well-structured code with effort) on lots of scripting projects at work because there is very little inertia in interfacing with system commands and regular expressions/pattern matching in Perl.

6. The cream almost _always_ comes off on the cookie side of the golden oreo with the crack. Since I like to split the cookie and lick the cream off, I find this _highly_ annoying.

7. One of my resolutions this year was to get back in shape. The 100 pushup challenge was a good start. I'm fairly well pleased with my progress there. In 2.5 months I've gone from being able to do 50 or so all at once to being able to do 75 _after_ doing 200 spread over 4 or 8 sets. Pullups (using the same progression) are progressing much more slowly, since my biceps and lats are working with my whole (too heavy) body, but we're making progress. Situps are another story. I've always hated situps, and consequently have yet to actually hold myself to the plan with situps. Once it warms up a little bit I'll start running again. That ought to be a hoot. But I can't ride my bike this summer and I have to do something. Plus, when I ever get back in any kind of shape I'll enjoy running like I used to.

8. There are only 2.5 weeks left of the semester. I have to get my butt in gear. Big time. which means that's enough random thoughts for one evening...

p.s. By the time most of you read this, you'll be getting the version that has been edited for clarity and proper-ness... :)

8 comments:

Nicole said...

1. ah ha. NOW do you believe me that leaving provo might just be a decent idea?

2. apparently i really hate ac/dc. always. with much vehemence.

3. swearing is wrong. you should really cut that out. :)

4. true.

5. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

6. i find it highly annoying when people lick the cream off their oreos. HIGHLY annoying.

7. i can do ten girly push-ups in a row. and occasionally, i do. generally to abba. oh how we love abba.

8. hallelujah. here comes the sun, baby. i'm beyond ready.

Natalie said...

yes, RTTs and FSILS are the best. ah-ha.

Christy said...

that honor code business is beyond DUMB. silly byu.

dad k. said...

The honor code sherifs of the world are everywhere, but the competition to be one at BYU must be intense. They would have made good Nazis. I have a favorite personal story involving the honor code I will share with you if I haven't already.
I agree with Nicole on the oreo licking thing.
It is amazing to me how quickly we have given up on capitalism in this country. All in about 4 months. The president of the European Union lambasted our bailout plans to stimulate the economy and also told England to stop spending money they don't have (and who is the socialist nation?)
Like Margaret Thatcher said, "The problem with socialism is that you soon run out of other peoples money". Apparently we just print more.

down in the valley said...

1. I have to keep reminding myself that it is my choice to work full time. This is your reminder that it is your choice to attend BYU--therefore, it is your choice to follow the rules. Or... call the wambulance.

3. So I take it there was no 'fetching gad dang fetch' when you nicked your razor. :>)

6. Rats--I hate it when that happens! Although I pretty much think that if you are going to spend money on a cookie, I guess you can eat it however you want. The problem would be finding a bag of cookies with no cracks.

Good luck with your end of semester projects!

Alex said...

For the record: I have no issues with the Honor Code at BYU. While I find it silly that you can attend the temple with a beard, but get harassed about it on campus, I'm cool with that just being the way it is.

The thing with which I have a problem is how most staff at the university are so narrow-mindedly, unintelligently stringent about _certain_ aspects of it.

Mom K said...

1. Ah, the Honor Code Office....never had an experience with them, luckily.

4. I'm amazed at how rampant this philosophy is at BYU...aka members of the church.

5. My favorite would be Pearl, but only in lieu of Diamond....he, he, he

6. Personally, I like the original oreos WITHOUT the cream...just the chocolate cookie, please.

7. No pushups, no pull ups, no sit ups...sometimes walking.

8. How time flies when you're having fun...or not having fun.

Julie Castellon said...

To shave or not to shave... go to SUU! That is the answer.

AD/DC? Really?

I am always astounded at your love affair with your razor/knife thing. (yes, yes... the curly hairs...) Sorry about the wound, however.

How great that you have found a treat that you love so much. Enjoy.

I keep wondering... where is my stimulus money? As a stay at home mom I could really use a little something.

Congrats on the back into shape journey. As you know me well, I have no advice for you in that area.

Hope you ended strong! Go get 'em tiger.